Welcome to ChickenHeart.net, the sick, demented part of Tony's mind that only gets shown to his peers and never to his peers' parents or his employers.
So, who is this owner of the legendary Chicken Heart? Well, Tony, owner-proprietor of the Chicken Heart has been in existence for approximately 75 million Earth years, hailing from a time when he was accompanying the Great Xenu, the galactic tyrant who stacked hundreds of billions of his frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days. The traumatized thetans (an immortal spiritual being) subsequently clustered around human bodies, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as "Body Thetans" that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques.1
Xenu became too engrossed in his work and boring, so roughly 5 million years later he and Tony parted ways. Thereafter Tony settled on the planet Earth and spent most of his days sunning his front & back sides on the beaches of the super-continent Pangaea, thus maturing what would one day become the Chicken Heart.
All continued on this way, quiet-like for another 69.5 million years until around 24,000 B.C. when the dark star of a thousand millennium shone in the night sky, building a craze inside the lions of earth, and an uncontrollable urge to travel towards the lands of the tigers. In a place too terrible to utter, a lion and a tiger mate. The result is Vartramitos, the first Liger2, thus beginning the Human-Liger wars.
1 - section taken from Wikipedia.com , Scientology article on July 19, 2005
2 - section taken from http://www.antiliger.com/ article on July 19, 2005